| Place | Bib Number | Last | First | Age | Gender | Total Time | Gender Place | Notes |
| 1 | 3 | Johnson | Joey | 29 | M | 00:07:15 | 1 | . |
| 2 | 10 | Williams | Jesse | 28 | M | 00:08:14 | 2 | . |
| 3 | 15 | Little | Zach | 24 | M | 00:08:46 | 3 | . |
| 4 | 1 | Charles | Chris | 29 | M | 00:08:53 | 4 | * Includes penalty lap and extra beer. |
| 5 | 20 | Otten | Hans | 28 | M | 00:09:20 | 5 | * Includes penalty lap. |
| 6 | 28 | Martin | David | 27 | M | 00:09:25 | 6 | . |
| 7 | 2 | Ullstrom | Elizabeth | 26 | F | 00:10:09 | 1 | * Three time champion. |
| 8 | 7 | Robertson | Todd | 31 | M | 00:10:20 | 7 | . |
| 9 | 8 | Thompson | Lance | 29 | M | 00:10:30 | 8 | . |
| 10 | 6 | Palmer | Jon | 31 | M | 00:10:35 | 9 | . |
| 11 | 25 | Morgenroth | Mike | 23 | M | 00:11:20 | 10 | . |
| 12 | 13 | Arima | Yuzo | 28 | M | 00:12:55 | 11 | * Includes penalty lap. |
| 13 | 17 | Inaba | Steve | 26 | M | 00:18:46 | 12 | . |
| 14 | 9 | Michel | Kya | 26 | F | 00:20:00 | 2 | * Smoked during race. |
| 15 | 19 | McIvor | Jayson | 30 | M | 00:20:12 | 13 | * Wearing street clothes. |
| 16 | 4 | Pierce | Adam | 27 | M | 00:20:27 | 14 | * Includes penalty lap. |
| 17 | 14 | Oehlerking | Janet | 27 | F | 00:22:10 | 3 | . |
| 18 | 5 | Dorazio | Marisa | 24 | F | 00:22:20 | 4 | . |
| 99 | 12 | Davis | Lincoln | 29 | M | 00:08:17 | 99 | * Drank Mike's Hard Lemonade instead of beer. |
# posted by David Martin : 5/25/2008 10:32:00 AM
